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You might think this comic strip is about a zany situation and humorous dialogue. How wrong you are. Man oh man, you are so wrong. I wish you were here so I could tell you just how wrong you are. I'd get real drunk and then take you for a drive if you catch my drift.

No, today's comic is about how the old days were dumb and old people just know dumb stuff and had dumb things and how we young people just have cool things and know smart stuff and how future generations will never look back on us, our ways, and our things and think that we're dumb. Yep. So feel free to make fun of old people confidant in the fact that the shoe will never be on the other foot because our shoes will be cool forever.

Sorry for the late update. I'm in the middle of a couple of other projects and my assistant up and quit this week. Yeah, Amber quit. Over this very comic no less. No, she didn't make the same mistake you made about zaniness. I was reading her the script and after I was done I said, "I wouldn't mind being encased in amber if youknowwhatImsayin." I was merely referring to my wish to have my dna preserved in amber so I could be cloned later but this crazy broad says something about this being "the last straw", packs up all the troll dolls that were on her desk, and hightails it out. Who is going to answer all my fan mail now? Me? Fuck that. FUCK THAT. I'd rather eat a propeller like that guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You know, that German guy, looked like a circus strongman? Bzzzz! Right to the face.

In all seriousness, I am working on a cool project and will have to take next week off from Bill and Erik. So see ya in two weeks.