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Note about the Archive: You may notice the dates on the earlier seasons jump around a lot. This is because when version 1.0 of the site was launched the strips were not posted in the order of their creation. In my revision of the archive, I corrected the order of strips and removed some of the crappier ones. They still bear their original posting dates for, um, reference.
SEASON 1
Season one we meet the boys and learn what their "deal" is. We also meet Maurice Bowman and soon to be seldom used characters Garrett and Bronwyn.
 
1. the first strip   8. already in progress   15. some girls
2. early strips   9. bill's new computer   16. lame clone jokes
3. more bronwyn   10. screwball antics   17. afro wigs
4. COBRA!   11. Garrett, MOTI   18. cobra strikes
5. batman dream   12. self-centered   19. it takes two to lie
6. sometimes   13. john woo's bill and erik   20. secret santa
7. stand-up comedy   14. you are worthless   21. bill has toy ideas
         
 
SEASON 2
In season two crowd favorites Big Satan, the Generic Scientist Types and Rex Allen Bays, Private Eye join the cast. We also meet a boxing kangaroo, a moody old man and a pervert. Plus, the boys get a new roommate.
         
1. we interrupt this comic strip   17. whores!   33. know your market
2. bring it on   18. robble robble   34. a token cotchety old man
3. bill is a vegetarian   19. dead man mosey'n   35. thrilling world part 1
4. cold nipples   20. bill ate the donuts   36. thrilling world part 2
5. robot attack   21. oh the synthetic humanity   37. thrilling world part 3, Big Satan
6. where's waldo?   22. what has become of you, Rex Allen Bays?   38. thrilling world part 4
7. bill and erik is a majestic work   23. one crown to rule them   39. Big Satan returns
8. poor erik   24. Gary, the boxing kangaroo   40. the Commander and the first of many jokes about carmen sandiego
9. Rex Allen Bays... PRIVATE EYE!   25. spring break?   41. maybe the best gag I've ever done
10. generic scientist types + joke   26. stroganoff   42. sneak attack
11. Valentine's Day Card #1   27. jogs in the family   43. bill gets stuck in the fridge
12. kangaroo dream   28. Rex's past   44. yo joe!
13. doughpimp returns   29. the Commander moves in, part 1   45. time travel
14. Rex Allen Bays returns   30. the Commander moves in, part 2   46. lucky day
15. pervert returns   31. the Commander moves in, part 3   47. party
16. deconstruction   32. the Commander moves in, part 4    
         
         
SEASON 3
The level of tragic cuteness goes off the charts as Officer Bunny and Copter Dog make their debut. The boys do this and that and a leprechaun shows up a couple times.
         
1. Officer Bunny   15. a devil's blessing   29. silence is golden
2. a moment's pause   16. bill's day   30. Copter Dog
3. Officer Bunny and the chief   17. several complaints   31. poof!
4. party hard   18. women's underwear?   32. the cute dog
5. superhuman resources   19. nobody cares about Gary Condit   33. the cure for hiccups
6. ready to stand   20. boat show   34. wanna hear a story?
7. bah to crunch   21. leprechaun   35. Big Satan and Rex
8. Rex in the bushes   22. special agent hicks   36. Big Satan monologue #3
9. Big Satan monologue #2   23. the Commander gets a job   37. for UT alumni
10. the people's Chocula   24. bill knows who Rex is   38. a tale of two turtles
11. f + triple star   25. Big Satan's story   39. for some reason...
12. Officer Bunny returns   26. monday   40. ...bill is a mall santa
13. bedside manner   27. a happy halloween    
14. yoink   28. everybody knows Big Satan    
         
         
SEASON 4
Tommy makes his first appearance in the archives. We see the hot hot hot storylines Aliens and Half the Battle. Oh, and a guy with a mullet.
         
1. as rich as a canadian   15. Remember where you were   29. Half the battle part 6 (Officer Bunny)
2. Rex talks to the hand   16. Big Satan monologue #4   30. narf!
3. robot teenager   17. prompt and exact messages   31. aliens part 1
4. helping people   18. Can't sleep   32. aliens part 2
5. what is bill doing tonight?   19. Spiked   33. aliens part 3
6. Big Satan drinks cleaner   20. Fucking apeshit   34. aliens part 4
7. bigotry and racism   21. it's over rockabilly   35. aliens part 5
8. this girl   22. tommy the teaching tooth returns   36. Big Satan + Copter Dog
9. Furry   23. a look to the future   37. the robot that's programmed to like sweaters
10. farts go "brap"   24. Half the battle part 1 (Bill)   38. the magic 8.5 ball
11. Valentine's Day cards #2   25. Half the battle part 2 (Erik)   39. His eggs?
12. Officer Bunny's dream   26. Half the battle part 3 (Big Satan)   40. A treat from the store
13. hallucinations   27. Half the battle part 4 (Rex)   41. you can't depend on anything or anyone
14. masturbation   28. Half the battle part 5 (the Commander)    
         
         
SEASON 5
Bill accompanies the Commander to a therapy group of like-minded individuals, X-ray specs are invented and Mac egotistically puts himself in some strips.
         
1. bill’s fan-script   20. super villain therapy part 6   39. adventures of Roy and Mac part 2
2. the robot that gives wacky names to pets   21. super villain therapy part 7   40. adventures of Roy and Mac part 3
3. what do you do?   22. super villain therapy part 8   41. adventures of Roy and Mac part 4
4. Andy is a compulsive gambler   23. super villain therapy part 9   42. nobody cares what you hate, old man
5. I was a teenage messiah   24. Tommy tells a story   43. chicks don’t like funny guys
6. t-shirt ideas   25. raccoons   44. the love of Jesus
7. 9 different kinds of smoke   26. inoculate   45. x-ray specs part 1
8. the Big Satan monologues #5   27. For the last time   46. x-ray specs part 2
9. giant robot   28. P.Ryan Petkoff   47. x-ray specs part 3
10. try bill and erik today!   29. the Big Satan experience   48. x-ray specs part 4
11. Rex’s secret   30. Copter Dog returns   49. Thanksgiving idea
12. erik hearts foolish women   31. a robot companion   50. Rex never seems to fuck off
13. I’m Charlton Heston   32. matrix talk   51. never speak of it again
14. one step closer   33. costume ideas   52. theme parties
15. super villain therapy part 1   34. outdated humor   53. bill’s christmas wish list
16. super villain therapy part 2   35. yep, Abraham Lincoln   54. silent night
17. super villain therapy part 3   36. pimps   55. season's beatings
18. super villain therapy part 4   37. post-irony is bullshit    
19. super villain therapy part 5   38. adventures of Roy and Mac part 1    
         
         
SEASON 6
Our boys bring up stuff we used to talk about, Gary the boxing kangaroo pops back into our lives and Slammin' Sammy + Lil' Tuggy come back to earth.
         
1. the first time Bill and Erik met   21. Tommy teaches us from past experience   41. dead shark?
2. cat-ranching   22. advice from beyond the grave   42. verbal abuse
3. Toof-B-Safe   23. fortune cookie   43. [forthcoming]
4. [forthcoming]   24. not a cop   44. glazed
5. golf on TV   25. his nipples could cut glass   45. blowing bubbles
6. switched charts   26. you have shamed me   46. 61
7. hey little lady   27. grilled-cheese robot   47. those herbal shampoos
8. kids just don’t know   28. Officer Bunny some more   48. [forthcoming]
9. silent treatment   29. Copter Dog’s cruel world   49. what’s the matter Erik?
10. Big Satan’s hero   30. those tiny horses   50. robot attack
11. doughnut + banana   31. bill thinks he’d like to be a cop   51. easter fun
12. Andy is still a compulsive gambler   32. a large pig   52. one officer too many
13. re-introducing Gary, the boxing Kangaroo   33. aliens return part 1   53. remember the raisins 
14. zit talk   34. aliens return part 2   54. ponies
15. that’s not funny because   35. aliens return part 3   55. [forthcoming]
16. Gary’s vision   36. aliens return part 4   56. fire safety
17. I’m so tired   37. aliens return part 5   57. [forthcoming]
18. Valentine's Day cards #3   38. aliens return part 6   58. awkward milk
19. Bill is at a party   39. aliens return part 7   59. stan lee
20. a smarter man   40. keg stand    
         
         
SEASON 7
After Bill's past comes back to haunt him, we delve into pretty much one big story in which Tommy lays it down, Bill and Erik lose their source of income, the boys travel back in time to right a mistake by Big Satan, we meet a slightly evil lady, robots attack and then everything wraps up nicely. Assorted jokes along the way.
         
1. three bears   27. fucking with the timestream   53. christmas break
2. little billy badass part 1   28. Craptron meets the gang   54. Baron Von Godspeed
3. little billy badass part 2   29. a call to the GSTs   55. Craptron gets sassy
4. little billy badass part 3   30. another call to the GSTs   56. Valentine’s Day cards #4
5. little billy badass part 4   31. guy talk   57. hashing things out
6. little billy badass part 5   32. a note for Bill   58. women be shopping
7. little billy badass part 6   33. Craptron is the coolest   59. Big Satan screws up
8. little billy badass part 7   34. police cover-up   60. robots attack + Rex
9. little billy badass part 8   35. time travel   61. robots attack + Gary
10. little billy badass part 9   36. Big Satan has seen the Terminator   62. robots attack + Officer Bunny
11. little billy badass part 10   37. some time talk   63. robots attack + Tommy
12. more t-shirt ideas   38. some reality talk   64. robots attack + GSTs
13. ethnic touching   39. Big Satan has also seen Terminator 2   65. the attack continues
14. white stripes   40. more time + reality talk   66. boom pow socko
15. the saga begins, MC Conducive   41. what Bill's up to + Copter Dog   67. plan of attack
16. Tommy's sacrifice   42. our boys time travel   68. last confessions
17. Tommy's happy place   43. cheap shot #1   69. enter: Time Bitch!
18. Tommy's science is tight   44. cheap shot #2   70. deus ex machina
19. Tommy has successfully reached out to the youth   45. cheap shot #3: barry bonds   71. the Time Bitch lowers the boom
20. Bill and Erik are without work   46. war on terror   72. Mac B answers some mail
21. Bill fakes a kidnapping   47. Ron Artest   73. fourth dimensional thoughts
22. Dear Lindsay Lohan   48. the first thanksgiving   74. Time Bitch + Big Satan
23. Rex offers Erik a job   49. bill gets captured   75. Erik can't stop fucking up
24. Parkinsons's   50. “don’t go there”   76. the saga concludes
25. Big Satan has a job?   51. keep it quiet    
26. Craptron   52. Craptron meets Bill    
         
         
SEASON 8
After some religious humor, Erik gets a dumb, slighty new costume, and Gary gets a shot at the heavyweight tiltle. Plus, I put myself in the comic three times. Looks like someone's running out of ideas.
         
1. bracelet humor   23. Robin Williams   45. the ol' bill and erik mailbag
2. real life hungry hungry hippos   24. slavery   46. nobody beats Big Satan?
3. bible funnies part 1   25. joke clearing house   47. Bill's not talking
4. bible funnies part 2   26. the robot that's programmed to smoke weed and play video games all day   48. montage
5. bible funnies part 3   27. soccer   49. Rope-a-dope
6. bible funnies part 4   28. Bill has a new idea   50. the weigh-in
7. bible funnies part 5   29. Gary has a poor work ethic   51. Costume Party 06
8. cereal thrillas   30. Sticky lays it out   52. vote of confidence
9. Aquaman   31. 666  
53. to the delight of the crowd
10. knock knock   32. the Fate of Fountain Drinkinski   54. Round 1
11. writer vs artist  

33. how Big Satan likes his women

   55. Round 2
12. Bill's piggy bank   34. Gary starts training? No   56. Sticky's talk
13. Big Satan makes a booty call   35. Training continues   57. Can the tide turn?
14. Erik finds out some shocking news   36. Italy Popcorn   58. last advice
15. Merry Christmas Bill and Erik!   37. the worst comic yet   59. strategery
16. Valentine's Day Cards #5   38. I was sick   60. the improbable
17. crazy nights   39. Gary stays current   61. you guessed it
18. the Chief is mad at Officer Bunny   40. Raccoons on a Space Shuttle   62. the Plan
19. Bill hates something   41. Tuff Talk   63. Novelization Rights
20. Erik's nugget   42. Gary vs Big Satan   64. small resolution
21. take that you Irish